I have never been more ready in my life to do this right now.
About a dozen 7-Elevens converted into Kwik-E-Mart stores this week, in order to ensure that every film made now has some sort of high concept tie-in. Regardless, I love this idea and I want a Squishee very badly. The Simpsons movie opens July 27 and will probably suck, just like the last 10 or so […]
When I was growing up in suburban New Jersey, I went to school with a kid named Jason who claimed to be related to Mr. Wizard. None of us believed him until he showed up in the flesh to pick Jason up from school one day. He walked down the long corridor with a […]
^(Chase: Que sera, sera! I’m in France, bitches!)^
Tony’s not dead. He was just sleeping. But he dreamed about ordering onion rings for the table at a family meal. Carmela didn’t order any onion rings, but she did issue a hit on Tony. Meadow, possibly pregnant, was totally wearing the wrong shoes for parallel parking or […]
It’s done. The final episode of “North Jersey On HBO” is over. And my heart is still pounding. If you didn’t see it, you are Leotarded. If you don’t get that, you don’t care.
My first reaction in the run up to the final episode these past few days had been, “well, I don’t know […]
Ma got her own clothing line and her very own personal MLB-sanctioned blog. I think a Stay Cold tee and those nice jeans would go great together. sc.b + Touch collabo in the future? Your man Lip and Samantha Micelli lampin’? But seriously fuck the Dodgers.
Bob peaces out after 35 years hosting The Price is Right. Elementary and high school attendance will skyrocket as there is now nothing to do when you stay home “sick.” Mark me.
It can be pretty. It can have talent. It can be fit.
For London 2012, how about a smiling Mike Skinner as the picture of British handsomeness (David who? pshh) rendered with sidekick and similarly dental(ly?) interesting Professor Green.
For £400,000 they came up with this thing instead. Well, it wasn’t a Maddy poster, I guess.
So my sweet princess Paris is in jail for a whopping 3 weeks+ starting today. Send her a postcard, she is lonely.
You can just read the original post on Gawker and leave “funny” comments proving that you know something about Russian literature. Even better, you can read the original-original post by the Post, which is […]
Zach Braff on Jersey.
^^still questionable.^^
Paramus, holla! I almost forgive him for the sappy end to “Garden State” now. Maybe. Let’s just forget that and go with “Scrubs.” They should’ve had Kenan do something funny with the arena, like explode himself or maybe not since that’s gonna be Giants Stadium and it’s an implosion. If […]
America has been bestowed with its next top model, and by “top” we mean [awkward silence]. As the winner of Cycle 8, Jaslene has a modest bachelorette party’s worth of previous winners from which to cull advice and inspiration. They periodically appear on the show with frighteningly soothing and fresh-faced mannerisms that suggest somebody’s slipping […]
Since all three of these French-Canadian brothers are given minimal screen time in relation to the more major characters, and because they are in cahoots with each other, I have lumped them together to form one gigantic, Voltron-esque Twin Peaks Freak of the Week.
If you thought a cross-dressing David Duchovny was the weirdest thing to happen to the FBI during its involvement in Twin Peaks, get a load of this week’s Twin Peaks Freak of the Week, Windom Earle. He is Dale Cooper’s psychopathic ex-partner on the force, who returns to Twin Peaks after a long absence. Here […]
There are many reasons why David Lynch is the best guy. In addition to creating the best T.V. show ever, he made all these amazing films, has adorable quirks like always buttoning his top shirt button no matter how uncomfortable it looks, and, in general, he just seems like a really nice, pleasant and caring […]
Even though this has been on newsstands for about a week, here’s a really good article from the Voice about Elliott Gould. It explains why he never reached super-stardom in the 1970s like DeNiro and Pacino, even though his career was at one point headed on a similar track. I think I manifested this story […]
This agoraphobic creep is this week’s Twin Peaks Freak of the Week for a few reasons:
1. He is the protector of Laura Palmer’s diary, the most important text since the Bible. Therein contains explicit details of Laura blowing half of Twin Peaks and all of the cocaine in the Pacific Northwest. He is in charge […]
We’ve only been doing Stay Cold for a few weeks, and somehow we already have two posts about Jimmy Kimmel. Who would have guessed? Anyway, chances are most of you missed his show this past Friday with Morrissey as musical guest. But lucky for you, some of us are Morrissey-obsessed weirdos with nothing better to do on a Friday night […]
In a bizarre play last night during the Red Sox / Angels game, a fan interfered with Garret Anderson’s ability to catch a foul pop-up in the stands, spilling his beer all over himself and preventing an out.
Nadine Hurley, Twin Peaks’ only resident with both an eye patch and super strength, is this week’s Twin Peaks Freak of the Week.
While Nadine’s strength only comes to full power after she tries to overdose on pills at the end of Season 1, an earlier scene of this redheaded pirate shows her bending the metal […]
So it’s no secret that reality T.V. (semi)personality and bona fide super-bro Jason Wahler isn’t the brightest crayon in the box. Anyone who’s seen him on either of MTV’s teen/post-teen dramas Laguna Beach and The Hills knows that he often has trouble forming complete sentences, making sense or even communicating in general his very, very […]
Here at Stay Cold we (kind of) love Gawker (sometimes), but this is not a pretty moment for the blog extraordinaire. Jimmy Kimmel, the worst comedian since, well, ever, rips apart Editor Emily Gould for a few minutes regarding Gawker Stalker and all she can do is roll her pretty little eyes at him. It […]
