I have never been more ready in my life to do this right now.
On April 12th I’ll be participating in Hands On New York Day.
In memory of our selfless and unbelievably awesome friend Craig, please consider donating to the cause.
The official word:
New York Cares creates volunteer projects that meet pressing needs in our city all year long–reading to kids, preparing meals for the homeless, visiting lonely […]
lip: i miss being incredibly drunk in the summertime
angry: um yes
angry: i hate winter
lip: like just being so drunk
lip: that you’re pretty sure you are jesus
lip: and like
lip: staring into the void
lip: and thinking
lip: i am so fucking drunk
angry: and staying out until 7am is totally acceptable
lip: YEAH
lip: and like someone asking you what […]
Jigga please. Stop ho’in it up on the Interwebnets. No nudity? What is she doing, sucking a horse? Speaking of horses … nevermind.
Foxy showed up at the “horrid” Urban Music Awards, performed, and ate everything in the place.
source: MissInfo
earlier: Foxy Done Got Robbed
Drop the chicken noodle soup and soda and mount that elliptical. Another one to add to that homemade “Workout Plan” mixtape: “Exercise.”
And Aunt Jackie wit it. Is Aunt Jackie fat? I don’t care, she makes me dance. And where’s the Harlem tag when you need it?
Clammers and officials in New York complain that New Jersey is looking the other way as its baymen wander across the state line and dig in New York’s bottom.
Jay from Ill Doctrine has some words for Russell Simmons, who officially looks as old now as he did in his cameo in Krush Groove. He calls out Russy for validating misogynistic lyrics as “poetry,” when these rappers are merely perpetuating stereotypes to make cash. Above please find a picture of my favorite Russell Simmons. […]
It came to my attention a few months ago that my roommates and I might have a problem with orange consumables. Cheetos, Sparks, mac ‘n cheese, Sunkist: Sign me up, I want my fingers to be orange and my mouth to taste like rotten syrupy citrus, always. One of my favorite orange snacks to […]
Enough, already. We know its coming. We know what it does. We know what it doesn’t do. We don’t, however, know what it might do. I can say I officially do not give a shit anymore. Those of you that choose to live on the bleeding edge startle me with your willingness to relinquish two […]
TIP and HOV together with some crispy organ samples!! Happy Friday, you’re welcome.
T.I. featuring Jay Z - Watch What You Say
source: Nah Right
The Cut drops this extremely apropos shirt as part of their Summer collection. Rock this if you find your crew wiling out above and beyond the call of good taste. More of the line at in4mants.
via highsnobiety.
I don’t even have anything to say about this.
Video tries to do “Sopranos,” ends up with praise from the NYT, but is still almost as retarded as checkered Vans. And Hillary’s campaign song is from that chest-beater now. Who cares (my parents won’t see this on the Internet anyway, but maybe Channel 5 or something), […]
I wasn’t sure if this was just a rumor until today, but Dipset/ByrdGang member Stack Bundles was shot dead outside his home in Queens.
from official sources:
Stack Bundles, 24 years old, born Rayquon Elliot (I’ve also seen it spelled Requan Elliot), was shot and killed around 5am in the lobby of his building at the Redfern […]
^(Chase: Que sera, sera! I’m in France, bitches!)^
Tony’s not dead. He was just sleeping. But he dreamed about ordering onion rings for the table at a family meal. Carmela didn’t order any onion rings, but she did issue a hit on Tony. Meadow, possibly pregnant, was totally wearing the wrong shoes for parallel parking or […]
For the first time in a while this column is ready before the weekend. So, you know, you are welcome and stuff. Scooter, porn stars, indictments. Enjoy…
So my sweet princess Paris is in jail for a whopping 3 weeks+ starting today. Send her a postcard, she is lonely.
You can just read the original post on Gawker and leave “funny” comments proving that you know something about Russian literature. Even better, you can read the original-original post by the Post, which is […]
On the days on which I feel the most exhausted, stressed-out and generally discouraged about my oh-so-busy life, I try to think of my overachieving female friends, and remind myself that answering phones isn’t that hard and I should probably quit my bitching and get back to work. Amy is one of the girls I […]
If the Cavaliers / Pistons Eastern Conference snore fest isn’t helping wean you off Ambien, the possibility of a Spurs / Pistons Finals series most certainly will. Now that every “fun” team to watch in the NBA is gone, the very real possibility that the Spurs will sneak past the Jazz tonight into the finals […]
Nothing fun is happening this weekend. TK Webb’s show at Maxwell’s was cancelled and that band Best Fwends is playing 19 times. I would go see them just for their name, but…you know. You could go see The Faint for $25 at Motherfucker, but, as you have probably noticed, it isn’t 2002. Yeah, […]
