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Just a photo nerd remark regarding the pic of Gnarls Barkley below: the kickass promos were shot by East-turned-West Coast photo-pals Jeremy and Claire Weiss. They killed it on this one… wait ’til the rest come out.

 
Jigga please. Stop ho’in it up on the Interwebnets. No nudity? What is she doing, sucking a horse? Speaking of horses … nevermind.

This is Bailey, a Philly chick takin classes abroad, studyin’ film in photo-flash-focus-record in North Jerz for the weekend. She is still just a puppy but she can tear through her own leash. Yes, she is a pitbull and oh-so-loveable.
Outfitted with her Coach collar, Bailey doesn’t even know how fly she is. She intermittently looks […]

Clammers and officials in New York complain that New Jersey is looking the other way as its baymen wander across the state line and dig in New York’s bottom.

GEDDIT HAHAHA. What? Sorry.
Reasons to still go to the Meadowlands Fair, on through July 8:

Not him. The chip-tooth smile is endearing, so goes the story.

Him.

This is Elwood, winner of the World’s Ugliest Dog title. And he’s from Jersey. Not a Northern dog, but he deserves props for his nicknames alone, “Yoda” and “ET,” since I always really wanted to dress my dog up as an Ewok for Halloween with […]

Today is go skateboarding day. Get your ollie-worn sneakers out, lock up your stupid fixed gear bicycle, dust off your stick and find a spot. If you need me I’ll be under the BQE doing rock-to-rocks and tail stalls.

 
No, this isn’t an old post that i timestamped incorrectly. More shocking than the fact that this glorified 4 AM Kinko’s-copied ‘zine is going out of business is the reality that this publication existed up until now.

Paging North Jerz Ho!
Maybe this is old news, but apparently there are active and organized white supremacists in blue-ass Northeastern New Jersey – Bergen County to be precise. And we’re not talking about the more subtle, “Jews control the media” and “Ship those immigrants back to where they came from” variety of racists, like your friend’s crazy uncle […]

^(Chase: Que sera, sera! I’m in France, bitches!)^
Tony’s not dead. He was just sleeping. But he dreamed about ordering onion rings for the table at a family meal. Carmela didn’t order any onion rings, but she did issue a hit on Tony. Meadow, possibly pregnant, was totally wearing the wrong shoes for parallel parking or […]

It’s done. The final episode of “North Jersey On HBO” is over. And my heart is still pounding. If you didn’t see it, you are Leotarded. If you don’t get that, you don’t care.
My first reaction in the run up to the final episode these past few days had been, “well, I don’t know […]

Slated to open in October, the proprietors of Fat Baby and Darkroom have announced a hillbilly-inspired bar at 133 Essex that will feature a mechanical bull. Apparently, Manhattan famously lacks these entertainment devices (I guess the spank booths and crack aren’t enough for some people). Prepare to see bridge and tunnels and downtown wacksters alike […]

So I just heard the whole new Dizzee Rascal album “Maths and English” and I have to say I can hear them sirens coming (= this CD is gonna be played to smithereens in a certain ho’s vehicle). So nevermind the fact you might’ve heard “Sirens” and “Pussyole” already, there’s more. Yes, more.
He brings out […]

In North Jerz, our middle schools get rid of termites and students – extra early!
Gas mask is the new fluoro. Hot.
I love you, West Brook Middle School!
What I want to know is, can I now sue the town to take a chunk out of potential grad school debt? So far I’ve got a pedophile teacher […]

41 years ago, Stephen Malkmus was born in Santa Monica, California and then 27 years later to the day, Sun Ra died in Birmingham, Alabama (or Saturn or something).

Normally we don’t like little bitty dogs at Stay Cold, but this dude can really hang. Despite being a decade plus in age and having broken his hip almost two years ago, he is still pretty active. He belongs to our good friend Rachel, and he lives in Central New Jersey. You can’t see it, […]

New Balance Japan is releasing a line of 576’s (the ever-popular New Jersey Hardcore enthusiasts sneaker of choice) in colorways inspired by Japan’s ubiquitous konbini. You probably won’t be able to find them here, but next time one of your crimeys get over to the land of the rising sun, you’d best order up a […]

Nothing fun is happening this weekend. TK Webb’s show at Maxwell’s was cancelled and that band Best Fwends is playing 19 times. I would go see them just for their name, but…you know. You could go see The Faint for $25 at Motherfucker, but, as you have probably noticed, it isn’t 2002. Yeah, […]

Zach Braff on Jersey.

^^still questionable.^^
Paramus, holla! I almost forgive him for the sappy end to “Garden State” now. Maybe. Let’s just forget that and go with “Scrubs.” They should’ve had Kenan do something funny with the arena, like explode himself or maybe not since that’s gonna be Giants Stadium and it’s an implosion. If […]

Stay Cold is packing up early for the week and trekking down to the Jersey Shore. I’ll just be bumping some ATL shit in my mom’s CTS and eating hot dogs to the tune of the new Justice album on the deck of my grandma’s shore house. That’s about all the music previewing I will […]