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As the managing editor of a “major” pornographic magazine, I get dozens of porno DVDs every single week. Most of them are called something like Ghetto Booty #30 or Asian Ass #69 or Mother’s Milk From Hell or some shit. Once in a blue moon, however, I get tranny porn. Today is one of those […]

This is like a week old but fuck it. Here is London “indie dance” (hooooooork) outfit best known for a BLANGING cover of Olivia Newton John’s “Physical” being interviewed by your favorite people at disconap for sup magazine.

So last week was the first puncitilious posting of this space in quiet a while, meaning submitted Thursday night. The next day some interesting news broke and instantly a light bulb went on over my head: duh, Friday (particularly in the hours nearing the end of the work day) is prime time for unflattering dirt […]

Well duh, not by looks.
This new Liars track from their upcoming s/t album sounds juuuuust like a VSS song. From the spaced out vocal effects to the (oh god i’m going to type it) angular* guitars and synth’d out madness, this track has 1995 written all over it. The problem is, I don’t hate it.
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That guy up there will tell you how to spot fake rolexes.
Joe Torre gets his 2,000th game, but he will probably still get shitcanned.
Find your New York Age at timeoutnewyork.com. I’m 36. Dangerous.
In case you slept, Dante Ross updates you on Parra @ Reedspace
Bowie spits some profanity lip-style at the webbies. Five word limit, Duke.
Keep […]

For the first time in a while this column is ready before the weekend. So, you know, you are welcome and stuff. Scooter, porn stars, indictments. Enjoy…

 
Paris Hilton is out of jail, says an “unimpeachable source,” according to TMZ.com. Yay? We didn’t even have enough time to cop Free Paris shirts or some shit.
source: TMZ 
earlier: Inmate #69666420

So my sweet princess Paris is in jail for a whopping 3 weeks+ starting today. Send her a postcard, she is lonely.
You can just read the original post on Gawker and leave “funny” comments proving that you know something about Russian literature. Even better, you can read the original-original post by the Post, which is […]

This warm and muggy week brought two big resignations, the wooing of celebrity donors, and even more confirmation that Arthur Branch was to be president. Check it out after the fold.

[Fist note: because of the holiday weekend, The Week in Stuff is once again a late edition.]
Hey bros and brosephines…hope you are all enjoying your Mems Day Weekend. The AG continues to hang by a third, the birds make their thoughts known on immigration, and HRC gets an unlikely backer. Here is some stuff that […]

Steven Spielberg has been catching heat lately for his involvement in the 2008 Olympics, which some liberals and activists are calling “The Genocide Games.” Why? It’s simple: Mass murders, rapes and ethnic displacement have ravaged the Darfur region of Sudan for the past four years. Sudan’s leadership is basically responsible for this. China will block any U.N. Security Council resolution aimed […]

Today for the first time, MySpace has unveiled a page editor that makes it possible for you to customize your page with funky colors, fonts, and even really unique Bruce Willis themes. (BUT only if you use Internet Explorer, which is like, no one.) Seeing as even our favorite extinct dinosaur Friendster allowed page customization, […]

Welcome to 2004 + 3. The Go! Team looks to be back and in it to win it with Grip Like a Vice, which I copped from Idolator via Deaf Indie Elephants. Nothing new here from the Brighton 1,000,000-piece: some cheerleaders, 14 little kids screaming, the soundtrack to Foxy Brown, a train whistle, some traffic, […]

In our continuing effort to promote ’90s nostalgia, we bring you this feature from the New York Review of Magazines, an annual publication made by students at Columbia’s Graduate School of Journalism.
The piece captures the true spirit of ’90s youth zine culture in its second graf:
In the 90s, zine producing was a cottage industry with […]

It looks like Gawker is doing some housecleaning — bringing on some new weekly features; possibly doing away with some old ones. Today the site is conducting a poll on which of its features should be killed. The baffling part is, Blue States Lose, Gawker’s Friday hipster clowning, is in second place for the axe with a total of 269 votes against […]

From the culture that brought you fake subway trains where you can play grabass, and video games where you buy fake bitches stupid shit, now you can walk your dog to the arcade, tie it up, and walk a fake dog.
Lemme go call God on my iPork and tell him to give me back the three […]

Stay Cold’s political correspondent has been a little bit busy this past week, so we are behind on The Week in Stuff. Here is the late edition:
Hey dudes and dudettes of the internets- sorry last week came and went sans a TWiS post. Them is the breaks sometimes. Almost happened again this week, but here […]

Greetings, politicos (and college students). Howard Zinn is speaking tonight at Cooper Union with a million celebrities (re: limousine liberals) and I’m sure the line will be around the block, so run over to Kim’s and buy a Propagandhi record and a copy of The Battle of Algiers. Then scamper on over to Ray’s […]

 
According to the Guardian, legendary fake/real british band Spinal Tap will be reforming for English leg of the Al Gore organized Live Earth festival.  All considerations of the carbon footprint of high powered amplifiers aside, this could be a major step in uniting the treehugger/hessian demographic. Rob Reiner is also re-releasing the seminal rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap […]

The Village Voice has been getting slammed really hard these past few months, but with its new editor on board, it seems like it’s already getting better. I mean, they’re still digging up eccentric stories like this week’s piece on a guy named David who cuts off his own body parts, and LOVES it.
That’s right, David […]