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lip: i miss being incredibly drunk in the summertime
angry: um yes
angry: i hate winter
lip: like just being so drunk
lip: that you’re pretty sure you are jesus
lip: and like
lip: staring into the void
lip: and thinking
lip: i am so fucking drunk
angry: and staying out until 7am is totally acceptable
lip: YEAH
lip: and like someone asking you what […]

This is like a week old but fuck it. Here is London “indie dance” (hooooooork) outfit best known for a BLANGING cover of Olivia Newton John’s “Physical” being interviewed by your favorite people at disconap for sup magazine.

 
Reports say that a strawberry and coconut flavored coke-wave is hitting Yayo Yolo County, California. The catch is that it costs up to 40% more than regular cocaine, which is usually flavored with a hint of baby laxative and a gasoline finish. So I hear.

Williamsburg hipster haven Union Pool has more problems than the usual 12-hour bathroom wait.
One of the bouncers has been accused of “gaybashing,” after he allegedly put a young gentleman nicknamed “Charlie the Gaysian” in a headlock after he complained about the early closing (3:15) of the back room at UP. Apparently there was the […]

 
No, this isn’t an old post that i timestamped incorrectly. More shocking than the fact that this glorified 4 AM Kinko’s-copied ‘zine is going out of business is the reality that this publication existed up until now.

Friday 6/15
8:00 PM - $7
Rusted Shut
Snake Apartment
Clockcleaner
Shopping
The Silent Barn
The first two bands are an exact description of the area around the Halsey stop on the L. Have fun!
8:00 - $8
Mary Timony
High Places
Eric Gaffney (ex-Sebadoh)
Death By Audio

Yes, I wish Huggy Bear was still around.
Saturday 6/16
3:00 - free!
Television
Apples in Stereo
Dragons of Zynth
Central Park Summerstage
This […]

Well duh, not by looks.
This new Liars track from their upcoming s/t album sounds juuuuust like a VSS song. From the spaced out vocal effects to the (oh god i’m going to type it) angular* guitars and synth’d out madness, this track has 1995 written all over it. The problem is, I don’t hate it.
* […]

 
The debut Justice album, †, drops today - or it dropped yesterday, who cares? You already downloaded it last month. Either way, wheels of steel warriors will want to pick this up. You know the deal: French dudes, Ed Banger, Uffie, a song about Michael Jackson that I have quoted as a headline at least […]

The Justice D.A.N.C.E. shirts are back!
They will probably be available for the next 15 minutes and the shipping is more than the cost of the shirts, but if you have $120 bucks to spare on a pair of pretty awesome tees, then head back over and cop these.
Don’t forget, June 12 is when the LP […]

Fatlace is releasing some fly wheelsets for your rig. Whole thing started as a collabo between designer/gearhead Benny Gold and pro skater Jovontae Turner in homage to the Hufquake sneaker. Breathless. Now there are 9 more designs in the pipe. More after the jump.

This time it’s bike locks. What makes this one special is it is a lock made from aluminum, much lighter than your normal case-hardened steel Krypto lock, therefore it’s much more convenient to carry around in your chic designer messenger bag. Fixed gear culture is officially credible now. Everybody put on your Colnago skullcaps.

Remember all those awesome shirts from the D.A.N.C.E. video that looked like they were melting via an acid trip? You can cop some of them at Colette starting today and Sold Out starting tomorrow. They probably cost a million euros or rupees or whatever, but they’re all pretty hot.
earlier: widdle bits feat. Justice
source: High Snobiety

On the days on which I feel the most exhausted, stressed-out and generally discouraged about my oh-so-busy life, I try to think of my overachieving female friends, and remind myself that answering phones isn’t that hard and I should probably quit my bitching and get back to work. Amy is one of the girls I […]

Nothing fun is happening this weekend. TK Webb’s show at Maxwell’s was cancelled and that band Best Fwends is playing 19 times. I would go see them just for their name, but…you know. You could go see The Faint for $25 at Motherfucker, but, as you have probably noticed, it isn’t 2002. Yeah, […]

Lady Sovereign broke the fuck down after two songs the other night at Studio B in Greenpoint. She’s still my girlfriend (I’m talking to you Lip).
source: MissInfo

 
The internet is so fast these days that it’s hard to tell what’s really “new” and what is just some shit some nerd found a leaked copy of 3 months ago. In any case, I feel like a new Justice song leaks every day, so here is today’s: Justice - New Jack.
If this song has […]

The art of jacking shit from HypeBeast is very hard. Actually, it really isn’t. In the spirit of “straight jacking” the “ill shit,” here’s some “brand new” info on The Hundreds’ summer stash. The lookbook be right hurr.

Welcome to 2004 + 3. The Go! Team looks to be back and in it to win it with Grip Like a Vice, which I copped from Idolator via Deaf Indie Elephants. Nothing new here from the Brighton 1,000,000-piece: some cheerleaders, 14 little kids screaming, the soundtrack to Foxy Brown, a train whistle, some traffic, […]

Walking down 14th street my man Wounds and I were attacked by this hellion. Serious, like five inches tall. You could palm him, and he was like running amok and flipping out while we were trying to pet him and get his snappy. Feel this guy, he is the dog equivalent of hitting a home […]

Fist normally does this but his ass is in the Chi-town so I’m stepping up since half the people that operate this issue are still asleep. Bunch of good stuff coming up in the Apple this weekend despite the shite weather, don’t let that stop you from wiling. I dont know when any of these […]