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GEDDIT HAHAHA. What? Sorry.
Reasons to still go to the Meadowlands Fair, on through July 8:

Williamsburg hipster haven Union Pool has more problems than the usual 12-hour bathroom wait.
One of the bouncers has been accused of “gaybashing,” after he allegedly put a young gentleman nicknamed “Charlie the Gaysian” in a headlock after he complained about the early closing (3:15) of the back room at UP. Apparently there was the […]

Ícaro Airlines out of Quito is now hosting mid-air underwear fashion parades for a two-week special. Ecuador, I sweat you.
Sick cartography porn by christina.

The infamous “splasher” may have showed up at Shephard Fairey’s Brooklyn opening. No news yet on whether he has been strangled or forced to ingest Krylon. (woostercollective)
Ebony Bones, Britain’s newest vocal talent is blowing up Glastonbury this weekend. Peep her Myspace, lady got pipes. Video ass-well. Oh yeah, her hot track is “Don’t Fart […]

The Cut drops this extremely apropos shirt as part of their Summer collection. Rock this if you find your crew wiling out above and beyond the call of good taste. More of the line at in4mants.
via highsnobiety.

Oh Word hates most rap that you like
Usher is uh…maybe…having a baby?
Undftd released a Big Brother / Little Brother tee with Manute Bol and Spud Webb on it
Kobe is pissed, maybe.
Seriously, DRAFT KEVIN DURANT! My boy Kirk Krack told me that Greg Oden is older than Old Man River. Dude was born in 1988.
America Rules. […]

Not sure if these are going to cause another riot, but Nike just dropped a pair of socks in the good old violence-inducing Pigeon colorway. (They even have a speck of bird doo on the toe.) In case you got shanked before you could get your pair of Pigeons, you can try again for […]

That guy up there will tell you how to spot fake rolexes.
Joe Torre gets his 2,000th game, but he will probably still get shitcanned.
Find your New York Age at timeoutnewyork.com. I’m 36. Dangerous.
In case you slept, Dante Ross updates you on Parra @ Reedspace
Bowie spits some profanity lip-style at the webbies. Five word limit, Duke.
Keep […]

Ma got her own clothing line and her very own personal MLB-sanctioned blog. I think a Stay Cold tee and those nice jeans would go great together. sc.b + Touch collabo in the future? Your man Lip and Samantha Micelli lampin’? But seriously fuck the Dodgers.

 
Paris Hilton is out of jail, says an “unimpeachable source,” according to TMZ.com. Yay? We didn’t even have enough time to cop Free Paris shirts or some shit.
source: TMZ 
earlier: Inmate #69666420

The Justice D.A.N.C.E. shirts are back!
They will probably be available for the next 15 minutes and the shipping is more than the cost of the shirts, but if you have $120 bucks to spare on a pair of pretty awesome tees, then head back over and cop these.
Don’t forget, June 12 is when the LP […]

This time it’s bike locks. What makes this one special is it is a lock made from aluminum, much lighter than your normal case-hardened steel Krypto lock, therefore it’s much more convenient to carry around in your chic designer messenger bag. Fixed gear culture is officially credible now. Everybody put on your Colnago skullcaps.

So my sweet princess Paris is in jail for a whopping 3 weeks+ starting today. Send her a postcard, she is lonely.
You can just read the original post on Gawker and leave “funny” comments proving that you know something about Russian literature. Even better, you can read the original-original post by the Post, which is […]

Remember all those awesome shirts from the D.A.N.C.E. video that looked like they were melting via an acid trip? You can cop some of them at Colette starting today and Sold Out starting tomorrow. They probably cost a million euros or rupees or whatever, but they’re all pretty hot.
earlier: widdle bits feat. Justice
source: High Snobiety

On the days on which I feel the most exhausted, stressed-out and generally discouraged about my oh-so-busy life, I try to think of my overachieving female friends, and remind myself that answering phones isn’t that hard and I should probably quit my bitching and get back to work. Amy is one of the girls I […]

New Balance Japan is releasing a line of 576’s (the ever-popular New Jersey Hardcore enthusiasts sneaker of choice) in colorways inspired by Japan’s ubiquitous konbini. You probably won’t be able to find them here, but next time one of your crimeys get over to the land of the rising sun, you’d best order up a […]

Hypebeast, a blog I read pretty frequently to see what ugly shit people are wearing, has been posting some wack sneakers. I guess it’s because this week was either a particularly grotesque week for sneakers, wearing Nike Crocs is in right now, and / or NBA stars just don’t know how to design clothing, […]

According to reports, Kurt Cobain’s image is being used to sell motherfucking Doc Marten’s. Hope you have a nice day. This is totally gross. [Fist note: does Doc Martens understand that awkward 13 year old punks don’t know about Nirvana?]
Source: Perez Hilton
Edit: More wholesale desecration at the Daily Swarm.

America has been bestowed with its next top model, and by “top” we mean [awkward silence]. As the winner of Cycle 8, Jaslene has a modest bachelorette party’s worth of previous winners from which to cull advice and inspiration. They periodically appear on the show with frighteningly soothing and fresh-faced mannerisms that suggest somebody’s slipping […]

Fuck! Japanese style brand Neighborhood of paramilitary-motif fame comes out with a new fitted that is apropos of our current state. Available at Union NYC, of course.
 
Image courtesy of strictlyfitteds.com. Ugly girls courtesy of your stupid face.