I have never been more ready in my life to do this right now.
So my sweet princess Paris is in jail for a whopping 3 weeks+ starting today. Send her a postcard, she is lonely.
You can just read the original post on Gawker and leave “funny” comments proving that you know something about Russian literature. Even better, you can read the original-original post by the Post, which is […]
Lady Sovereign broke the fuck down after two songs the other night at Studio B in Greenpoint. She’s still my girlfriend (I’m talking to you Lip).
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Meet Clocky. Clocky is the alarm clock you should probably have. See, when you jam on that snooze button, Clocky lifts off the nightstand and rolls away. He does not care how many tallboys you killed last night, nor does he give a rat’s rear about the blonde in her birthday suit sleeping next to […]
America has been bestowed with its next top model, and by “top” we mean [awkward silence]. As the winner of Cycle 8, Jaslene has a modest bachelorette party’s worth of previous winners from which to cull advice and inspiration. They periodically appear on the show with frighteningly soothing and fresh-faced mannerisms that suggest somebody’s slipping […]
With the recent publication of an ode to Sassy magazine, the (A)IQ’s been riding a hardcore wave of early ‘90s print media nostalgia. Yes, Sassy changed her life too, and there’s still a closet full of them (appreciating in value) in her parent’s house to prove it. Today Gawker brought us this nostalgia inducing reproduction […]
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Email, mobile IM, GPS maps and positioning, QWERTY keyboard. Plus Helio’s plans are priced competitively with Verizon and T-Moble in the NY metro area (Unlimited texting, data, and nights and weekends calling so you can holler at ALL THEM BITCHES). Oh, you with Helio, you get mobile Myspace too, as if you […]
And when your friend calls to tell you the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are playing a girls-only show at a tiny venue a mile from your apartment, you drag your pajama-wearing, ice cream-eating, Food Network-watching ass out of bed and join in on the fun.
From the culture that brought you fake subway trains where you can play grabass, and video games where you buy fake bitches stupid shit, now you can walk your dog to the arcade, tie it up, and walk a fake dog.
Lemme go call God on my iPork and tell him to give me back the three […]
Why are you walking around in the daytime without your drawers? What if there are little kids around? Honestly.
Nadine Hurley, Twin Peaks’ only resident with both an eye patch and super strength, is this week’s Twin Peaks Freak of the Week.
While Nadine’s strength only comes to full power after she tries to overdose on pills at the end of Season 1, an earlier scene of this redheaded pirate shows her bending the metal […]
