$tay ¢old

lip: i miss being incredibly drunk in the summertime
angry: um yes
angry: i hate winter
lip: like just being so drunk
lip: that you’re pretty sure you are jesus
lip: and like
lip: staring into the void
lip: and thinking
lip: i am so fucking drunk
angry: and staying out until 7am is totally acceptable
lip: YEAH
lip: and like someone asking you what […]

Avid readers of $tay ¢old have probably been thinking to themselves, “Now this here site is pretty dang entertaining. I just feel like there’s something missing…something that I can’t quite put my finger on….” Well I’m here to tell you what that something is: A Jew. And not just any Jew–me. […]

My thighs keep me warm at night, and they don’t prevent me from sleeping by snoring in my face or jamming their boners in my back (youch, dude.) Thanks for carrying me places all these years, you’re forgiven for making me look so bad in shorts and hey, sorry for all the bruises.
Here, have […]

Being kept awake by someone who snores so loud it makes the construction paper walls in your bedroom vibrate is only ok if that someone wakes up at 2 pm, laughs at you for being grumpy and drags you to the bar you were just at 8 hours before to drink off the hangover that’s […]

just when you thought it was relatively safe to step outside in the cold, the cold got hot and the rug got pulled out from under.
the stay cold family lost a good friend in October, derailing ideas and plans to restart this space. its been a few months, and tonight i’m dealing with a bout […]

no excuses.

 
Foxy showed up at the “horrid” Urban Music Awards, performed, and ate everything in the place.
source: MissInfo
earlier:  Foxy Done Got Robbed

You know what would be nicer than seeing Gogol in July amongst slavo-gypsypunk-philes in New York? Seeing Gogol amongst gypsypunkphile slavs. Yes I would sit through an hour of techno for that. There has to be vodka around that place. Maybe marinated herring.

It came to my attention a few months ago that my roommates and I might have a problem with orange consumables. Cheetos, Sparks, mac ‘n cheese, Sunkist: Sign me up, I want my fingers to be orange and my mouth to taste like rotten syrupy citrus, always. One of my favorite orange snacks to […]

Michelle is a Greek goddess of amazing weird hippie-dom who loves to frolic in the woods, wear more chains than Mr-T, and takes everyone by surprise when she switches her style up the second summer hits by trading in her jeans + boots + men’s jackets for blinged out gold heels + short shorts + […]

Williamsburg hipster haven Union Pool has more problems than the usual 12-hour bathroom wait.
One of the bouncers has been accused of “gaybashing,” after he allegedly put a young gentleman nicknamed “Charlie the Gaysian” in a headlock after he complained about the early closing (3:15) of the back room at UP. Apparently there was the […]

ooh she fiiiiine but she crazy.
Troubled rapstress Foxy Brown was accosted early Monday morning by some of her ex’s streetwalkers and got her purse, weave, and hearing aid lifted. Foxy and her former boo were at a party at Pink Houses that night, reports the Daily News, via the illustrious and delicious Missinfo.
After learning […]

Amy Winehouse samples “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” in her new song, with the video directed by David LaChappelle. She has drugs under that beehive. Try to make me go to rehab, I say Yah Mo Be There. Video above.
In “sports” news, pro wrestler Chris Benoit supposedly killed his family, then himself.
A crazed cop strangled […]

Today is go skateboarding day. Get your ollie-worn sneakers out, lock up your stupid fixed gear bicycle, dust off your stick and find a spot. If you need me I’ll be under the BQE doing rock-to-rocks and tail stalls.

Friday 6/15
8:00 PM - $7
Rusted Shut
Snake Apartment
Clockcleaner
Shopping
The Silent Barn
The first two bands are an exact description of the area around the Halsey stop on the L. Have fun!
8:00 - $8
Mary Timony
High Places
Eric Gaffney (ex-Sebadoh)
Death By Audio

Yes, I wish Huggy Bear was still around.
Saturday 6/16
3:00 - free!
Television
Apples in Stereo
Dragons of Zynth
Central Park Summerstage
This […]

Well duh, not by looks.
This new Liars track from their upcoming s/t album sounds juuuuust like a VSS song. From the spaced out vocal effects to the (oh god i’m going to type it) angular* guitars and synth’d out madness, this track has 1995 written all over it. The problem is, I don’t hate it.
* […]

^(Chase: Que sera, sera! I’m in France, bitches!)^
Tony’s not dead. He was just sleeping. But he dreamed about ordering onion rings for the table at a family meal. Carmela didn’t order any onion rings, but she did issue a hit on Tony. Meadow, possibly pregnant, was totally wearing the wrong shoes for parallel parking or […]

It’s done. The final episode of “North Jersey On HBO” is over. And my heart is still pounding. If you didn’t see it, you are Leotarded. If you don’t get that, you don’t care.
My first reaction in the run up to the final episode these past few days had been, “well, I don’t know […]

This big fat lovable Border Collie belongs to my roommate Heather. She barks at everything and sheds like crazy, but if Sashimi were a person, Stay Cold would be her best friend. We would be eating Crif Dogs and chugging ‘rade together after staying up until 5 drinking Tecates. This dog kills it.
earlier: The New […]

Brooklyn-based art collective Saviour Scraps works with donated and reused fabric to transform gallery and art spaces into fairytale settings. Members have turned a fire escape in the East Village into the castle turret where Rapunzel was locked up and a warehouse in Williamsburg into a cabin in the woods.

This Friday, Saviour Scraps will join […]