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Apparently this amazing man is opening a venue in our fair city of NYC at 100 Lafayette. Apparently this venue is supposed to be called Santa’s Party House and apparently there are no vehicles in this world that will get me to Alex W.K. fast enough for me to throw myself in his arms and […]

Being kept awake by someone who snores so loud it makes the construction paper walls in your bedroom vibrate is only ok if that someone wakes up at 2 pm, laughs at you for being grumpy and drags you to the bar you were just at 8 hours before to drink off the hangover that’s […]

no excuses.

The warm weather must be making the boys around this city ill or loopy or something. Your game is off, guys. What’s the problem?
“Take a ride in my time machine baby” isn’t a text that gets me wet after I’ve not returned your phone calls or seen you for three months. Take a hint. And […]

Slated to open in October, the proprietors of Fat Baby and Darkroom have announced a hillbilly-inspired bar at 133 Essex that will feature a mechanical bull. Apparently, Manhattan famously lacks these entertainment devices (I guess the spank booths and crack aren’t enough for some people). Prepare to see bridge and tunnels and downtown wacksters alike […]

This big fat lovable Border Collie belongs to my roommate Heather. She barks at everything and sheds like crazy, but if Sashimi were a person, Stay Cold would be her best friend. We would be eating Crif Dogs and chugging ‘rade together after staying up until 5 drinking Tecates. This dog kills it.
earlier: The New […]

Get your Serena on as Barcade hosts Wiimbledon, a test of your Wii Tennis skills from noon to 5 PM on Saturday, June 23rd. Singles and doubles matches, prizes, beer, and if your arm hurts or you suck and get bounced out, you can always play Asteroids. If my wiffleball game breaks up early, get […]

Anyone who mentions my infrequent update schedule gets a Billy Martin-style, drunk-as-hell sucker punch. Now that’s baseball.

Lady Sovereign broke the fuck down after two songs the other night at Studio B in Greenpoint. She’s still my girlfriend (I’m talking to you Lip).
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This Wednesday, 23rd May, the UEFA Champions League Final will be played between Serie A’s AC Milan and the Premiership’s Liverpool. If you are into soccer and even if you are not, matches like these are awesome, so find the time to watch. Since the game is being played in Greece you will have to […]

Meet Clocky. Clocky is the alarm clock you should probably have. See, when you jam on that snooze button, Clocky lifts off the nightstand and rolls away. He does not care how many tallboys you killed last night, nor does he give a rat’s rear about the blonde in her birthday suit sleeping next to […]

The Ben Sherman store in SoHo celebrated its one-year anniversary last night with a party that blended the best and worst in alcohol, expensive clothing, and obnoxious dance music. Bass was on the scene with its delicious tap brews, which were countered by the disgustingness of the cough-syrupy Jekyll & Hyde shots being handed out in the […]

There are millions of times we’re told not to bring up politics, but this isn’t one of them. The crazy mother fuckers over at Drinking Liberally actually encourage you to bring your best political rants, chug down several pitchers of cheap beer, and get to arguing. To get involved, all you’ve got to do is […]

Alright dudes: Just because it’s spring doesn’t mean you get a free pass for completely insanity. Let’s go over a quick run-down of the stupidest shit your sex has pulled on me in the last couple of weeks:

This weekend is going to be pretty awesome weather-wise, and while this isn’t really a specific event like Go Do This traditionally is, I highly advise all readers of this website get up out of your chairs, run to the nearest bodega, and hurl a few bucks at the fine gentleman or woman working […]

Its a waffle iron in the shape of a typewriter keyboard. It serves no earthly purpose. In fact, these bitch-ass waffles will not even fit on your plate correctly. This is the fucking iPhone of waffle makers; it looks cool as hell, and nobody else will have one, but it will confound you, and you […]

Look out Sophie’s, it seems like 16 years olds from New Jersey have a new place to get wasted and touch privates. It’s called Angels and Kings, or AK-47 because Fall Out Boy likes guns and brass knuckles and other tough things, and it’s on 11th Street between A and B. Mr. E-Penis himself, Pete […]

Upon hearing that previously-unnamed Little West 12th street hotspot Revel was reopening, now with a moniker and also (gasp) a phone so you can actually make reservations, I secured a plus-one to the open-bar shindig courtesy of a ladyfriend. (It doesn’t matter what her name is, she’s my fucking ladyfriend!) Before braving the opening crowd, […]

Man, what were we thinking when we named this blog Stay Cold!? We didn’t want it to literally stay cold, but nevertheless, Old Man Winter has taunted us all month long with his frigid-ass, sub-40-degree wind-chills and disgusting Gnar’Easters. Seriously, we were drinking rooftop beers and wearing short sleeves and flip flops towards the end […]