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Just a photo nerd remark regarding the pic of Gnarls Barkley below: the kickass promos were shot by East-turned-West Coast photo-pals Jeremy and Claire Weiss. They killed it on this one… wait ’til the rest come out.

SIT DOWN MOTHERFUCKS. Did you think I was snoozing on the job? Steady sawing logs at the mothergrabbing switch? Son, I have fresh new things for you. Tight shit. Shiny. Smells like fresh basil. Cop a roast beef and pull up some astroturf, this shit is hot off the internets.

My favorite doodler artist, J. Penry, is curating a show that opens Friday at V & A Gallery. Taking its name from counterculture visionary Richard Brautigan’s surreal novel “In Watermelon Sugar,” the show will also contain work by t-shirt designer dudes WOWCH and Megan Pflug. Expect artwork of pastoral messiahs and idealistic rock star worshipers…and […]

Jesus? Why am i such a douche?
The Grey Lady reports that 24 year old Andrew Cooper has been arraigned following his arrest last Thursday at the Jonathan Levine Gallery in Chelsea. Mr. Cooper (who looks like a herb, incidentally.) was charged with third-degree arson, reckless endangerment, placing a false bomb, criminal possession of a weapon, […]

Michelle is a Greek goddess of amazing weird hippie-dom who loves to frolic in the woods, wear more chains than Mr-T, and takes everyone by surprise when she switches her style up the second summer hits by trading in her jeans + boots + men’s jackets for blinged out gold heels + short shorts + […]

at the end you’re supposed to scream TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The infamous “splasher” may have showed up at Shephard Fairey’s Brooklyn opening. No news yet on whether he has been strangled or forced to ingest Krylon. (woostercollective)
Ebony Bones, Britain’s newest vocal talent is blowing up Glastonbury this weekend. Peep her Myspace, lady got pipes. Video ass-well. Oh yeah, her hot track is “Don’t Fart […]

That guy up there will tell you how to spot fake rolexes.
Joe Torre gets his 2,000th game, but he will probably still get shitcanned.
Find your New York Age at timeoutnewyork.com. I’m 36. Dangerous.
In case you slept, Dante Ross updates you on Parra @ Reedspace
Bowie spits some profanity lip-style at the webbies. Five word limit, Duke.
Keep […]

Brooklyn-based art collective Saviour Scraps works with donated and reused fabric to transform gallery and art spaces into fairytale settings. Members have turned a fire escape in the East Village into the castle turret where Rapunzel was locked up and a warehouse in Williamsburg into a cabin in the woods.

This Friday, Saviour Scraps will join […]

It can be pretty. It can have talent. It can be fit.
For London 2012, how about a smiling Mike Skinner as the picture of British handsomeness (David who? pshh) rendered with sidekick and similarly dental(ly?) interesting Professor Green.
For £400,000 they came up with this thing instead. Well, it wasn’t a Maddy poster, I guess.

I’ll iron my shirts anywhere I damn well please.
Sushi robots. Seriously.
Map of Manhattan arranged by origin of residents.
Whoaburg too hot for Galapagos? Time for Dumbo.
The Best Scrambled Eggs Ever.
A-Rod is getting some flak for sexy-texting ladies of the night. Can he live?
Romantic bullshit department : Manhattanhenge.

Dorian Visionheart Dyer makes some real spirit-animal type art that reminds me why my parents stopped doing (real) drugs before having me (i think). Sometime between 1970 and now, this kind of lovefest-nature-babies-are-like-eagles thing got really weird, but Visionheart doesn’t care.

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Fly blend from Nick Catchdubs’ blog: technotronic x lloyd
News from d’belle about the new Bonde Do Role album.
For when you just want to be a dick: the spoiler tee
Iraqi performance artist sets up telepresence paintball gun: online version of shoot the geek
Above goes to Bucharest, gets up in some sick […]

Chelsea art-scene Thursdays are usually pretty posh and snooze-inducing, but this particular one marks alterna-gallery Eyebeam’s first decade in New York. Eyebeam has been innovating the use of space, curation, and promotion to big-up nouveau methods of creation such as bio-art, Internet art, and other stuff geeks get hot on - like making an automatic […]

The Parsons MFA Open Studios were last night and between getting lost in the ultra-confusing maze of messy rooms, snagging gummy bears off paper plates and sipping on lukewarm iced tea/lemonade/bourbon cocktails, we saw some art. Unlike previous semesters, however, the students didn’t seem to have as much memorable work to show (senioritis?). Aside from […]