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New York boutique Recon, famous for heavy military-inspired graphic identities has their new 2007 line at turntablelab.com for internets procurement. Dip to the real-deal store for more exclusive stuff. I’ve sweated this place since the 12th grade, why they gotta put out shit I can’t afford? Damn.
In other news, because of a […]

Alright dudes: Just because it’s spring doesn’t mean you get a free pass for completely insanity. Let’s go over a quick run-down of the stupidest shit your sex has pulled on me in the last couple of weeks:

 
See this river? Its not supposed to be that color. This is a gentle reminder from Stay Cold to check the fucking tags on your gear and remember that you only get one planet and you cannot fuck in outer space, because it’s too cold.

Here at Stay Cold we get off on telling you what to do, so it’s only natural that we should offer the opportunity for the personal tailoring of our opinions to your private life in the form of an advice column.
Our columnist began her career at the Sixth Grade Gazette with the column “Dear Quackly” […]

It’s a better Thursday all of a sudden.

“Hit That.”
Go get it!
Now!
I got it from producer Bangladesh’s page. Peep that zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom oh-ah-oh-ah-oh-oh. And “Boyz” radio rip for you, too. You can hear that weird Zane Lowe “Meeyuh” thing at the end. Wtf. Album “Kala” out in August. Just in […]

NACHO CHEEZ. I love that joke. On the reals tho, you might be looking at that thing up there and thinking “this is probably a sex-related post. I bet that’s a butt toy,” but you’re wrong. That, my motherfuckers, is a nacho warmer.
You cook up some dope nachos with the jalapenos all sliced up real […]

Fool’s Gold has released their first single by Chicago’s up and coming MC Kid Sister. It’s called “Control/Damn Girl” and it’s on iTunes and Beatport (of which I have just been hipped to). Rhymes is hot, beats is hot; best go check it out and big ups the massif. Vinyl to follow later this month. […]

There’s some crazy shit on the market today in the world of sex toys; here are my top three picks for the week.
Disclaimer: One of these sex toys isn’t for humans.
Number one: Dildo Bike

Uhhh, What can I tell you about this? Use at your own risk. We at Stay Cold feel this would make an […]

Some of you may have noticed we had a bit of rain in the New York/Tri-State area yesterday. The downpour caused closures on part of FDR Drive in Manhattan and most of Route 20 in New Jersey; PATH train tracks in Hoboken were completely submerged in water by 11 p.m.; and anyone with a minor […]

Some advice from Stay Cold’s sex columnist, Zsa Zsa Bangmore: 
What is wrong with some of you guys?! If you get me sauced enough to screw you, here are a few pointers on things to avoid at all costs—unless you’re looking for a way to ensure I never fuck you again.
DON’T:
…send me an Evite inviting me […]

The Brooklyn Brewery’s Saturday tours are hell of old news, but I was very recently enlightened to the existence of that which would make all alcoholics grin: a Friday happy hour on the premises of the award-winning Williamsburg beer factory.
The Brewery is located on Wythe Avenue a mere five minutes walking-time from the Bedford L […]

We don’t like busted clothes. Rather, we like slick, stylish, fashionisto threads that make us look handsome, like the new Ben Sherman men’s collection, many pieces from which can be purchased at your friendly neighborhood Lord & Taylor.
A lot of Ben Sherman shirts have all these crazy angular lines and color patterns, sometimes with words […]