I have never been more ready in my life to do this right now.
This is a few days old by now, but my new most favorite website is stuffwhitepeoplelike.com.
For your reading enjoyment, here is entry #69–Mos Def (I also like this one because it has “69″ in the title…heh heh):
In the olden days of white culture, people used to look up to Kings and Princes. These were the […]
Adulthood is hard. If you succeed in making it to your mid-20’s while holding a relatively normal job and still paying your rent on time even though you wake up clutching a half-eaten turkey sandwich at least 3 nights out of the week, you should go ahead and reward yourself by slipping in some flannel […]
Remember when you were a kid and you fell off your bike and scraped your knee and it burned like a bitch and little pieces of gravel were all sticking out of it and your dad bought you some ice cream because you didn’t cry? Dads are awesome, always there for you when you need […]
Drop the chicken noodle soup and soda and mount that elliptical. Another one to add to that homemade “Workout Plan” mixtape: “Exercise.”
And Aunt Jackie wit it. Is Aunt Jackie fat? I don’t care, she makes me dance. And where’s the Harlem tag when you need it?
It came to my attention a few months ago that my roommates and I might have a problem with orange consumables. Cheetos, Sparks, mac ‘n cheese, Sunkist: Sign me up, I want my fingers to be orange and my mouth to taste like rotten syrupy citrus, always. One of my favorite orange snacks to […]
The warm weather must be making the boys around this city ill or loopy or something. Your game is off, guys. What’s the problem?
“Take a ride in my time machine baby” isn’t a text that gets me wet after I’ve not returned your phone calls or seen you for three months. Take a hint. And […]
So I just heard the whole new Dizzee Rascal album “Maths and English” and I have to say I can hear them sirens coming (= this CD is gonna be played to smithereens in a certain ho’s vehicle). So nevermind the fact you might’ve heard “Sirens” and “Pussyole” already, there’s more. Yes, more.
He brings out […]
Ben Fry has outlined the salary to performance ratio of every team in the majors to show the cost effectiveness of some clubs and the absolute money-burning of the others. Check out the graph here. Looks like two out of the three teams spending the most ca$h money (Mets and Sawks) occupy the top two […]
Meet Clocky. Clocky is the alarm clock you should probably have. See, when you jam on that snooze button, Clocky lifts off the nightstand and rolls away. He does not care how many tallboys you killed last night, nor does he give a rat’s rear about the blonde in her birthday suit sleeping next to […]
America has been bestowed with its next top model, and by “top” we mean [awkward silence]. As the winner of Cycle 8, Jaslene has a modest bachelorette party’s worth of previous winners from which to cull advice and inspiration. They periodically appear on the show with frighteningly soothing and fresh-faced mannerisms that suggest somebody’s slipping […]
Here’s a rundown of why fucking around with foreign dudes is the greatest.
They think you’re exotic for being a white chick who grew up in Jersey.
They don’t talk much.
When they do talk, they say things like, “You are the hotness.”
They’re easy. And forward.
They’re only in town for a little while, so you don’t ever […]
With the recent publication of an ode to Sassy magazine, the (A)IQ’s been riding a hardcore wave of early ‘90s print media nostalgia. Yes, Sassy changed her life too, and there’s still a closet full of them (appreciating in value) in her parent’s house to prove it. Today Gawker brought us this nostalgia inducing reproduction […]
Fist normally does this but his ass is in the Chi-town so I’m stepping up since half the people that operate this issue are still asleep. Bunch of good stuff coming up in the Apple this weekend despite the shite weather, don’t let that stop you from wiling. I dont know when any of these […]
There are millions of times we’re told not to bring up politics, but this isn’t one of them. The crazy mother fuckers over at Drinking Liberally actually encourage you to bring your best political rants, chug down several pitchers of cheap beer, and get to arguing. To get involved, all you’ve got to do is […]
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Email, mobile IM, GPS maps and positioning, QWERTY keyboard. Plus Helio’s plans are priced competitively with Verizon and T-Moble in the NY metro area (Unlimited texting, data, and nights and weekends calling so you can holler at ALL THEM BITCHES). Oh, you with Helio, you get mobile Myspace too, as if you […]
Summer is the time of year when go-getting young modernists such as myself wish to uproot and find new living spaces. As I am one of these people, I find the hardest part is matching my projected rent to the neighborhood I want to be residing in. Mapskrieg gets you there by combining Google Maps […]
Orchard Street has some dope new shit for the spring over at The Reed Space. The tee above is some straight rasta shit, and there’s a few other new designs ready to be snatched up, so get ‘em before the Bridge and Tunnel set jumps off the PATH at Christopher St.
source: The Reed Space
If you grew up in the 80s you remember sweating Marty Mcfly’s sick auto-lacing Nike Airs with the crazed out light-up air pocket. Replica copies have popped up on the eBay just last summer. This perennial phenomenon has now culminated in a petition to coerce Nike into production of the “Air Mcfly,” as it […]
