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endless fist lives in his car in New York City. endless fist always wears his seat belt. endless fist does the New York Times Sunday Crossword naked, left handed (he’s a righty), upside-down and underwater. endless fist once ran the Boston Marathon backwards and won, but didn’t register because he hates attention. endless fist eats entire bulls raw with a side of okra and a glass of milk every night for dinner.
endless fists loves you, and hopes you love him too.
the endless lip grew up in a green glass bottle called upstate jersey, teleported by sinister forces from the hoods of bensonhurst. honing his skills in the wankster-infested veldt, he eventually emerged victorious in the year 2036 only to be sent back in time to the present day in order to school all fools on fresh gear, fat caps, brew, and gadgets. according to sources, he has been spotted hanging out with Voltron at The Rub teaching him how to pop and lock.
