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the joke is that i’m not kidding. in another spectacular fit of innovation, there is a restaurant in tokyo where you can have sex with an animal, and then a chef will whisk away its freshly fucked body, slaughter it, and cook it for you any old which way you want! can you imagine anything […]

YouTube is going to ruin us all. At my friends’ (note: I have genius, sophisticated, worldly friends) suggestion, I searched for “babies puking” last night and what do you know? 318 videos popped up.
This might make you worry for the future of America, but it should mostly make you worry that you’re gonna laugh […]

Looks like this has been floating around for a few months but it’s mad cute, so I’ll link you anyway. Those sweet babes in Ratatat dropped a second remix mixtape for free right here.

Tracks to peep the most are…shit, I don’t know. They included three (count, ‘em! 3!) tracks featuring B.I.G, threw in some […]

I don’t know what you guys think but getting hit on at the gym is not cool. Some bro winked at me while I was in full red face/sweaty under-boob mode on the elliptical machine last week and I swear to god my vagina sealed itself shut for a good 45 minutes. But if this […]

It’s snowing in New York today and I’m crossing my frozen fingers and hoping for a winter wonderland. The weather gets weirder every year and all I want is an excuse to drink hot cocoa and run around on the roof in the snow like this broad did last year. I don’t think my giddy […]

I love Amy Winehouse. I’ve never listened to her album(s?), but something about her makes me insane in a good way.
Is it her missing toof?

Is it her crack smoking demeanor?
Her penchant for walking the streets of London in the wee hours of the morning in her underwear?

I have no idea. She is so inexplicably […]

Holy shit, all of a sudden I turn around and it’s like 2002 in here and everybody and their great aunt has started a damn blog. Slow down kids, you’re killing my productivity. Here are a few that some choice dudes I work for/with have started up in the past month or so. Good stuff, […]

Once upon a time, I met two shmucks and they got hammered and tagged my staircase with $¢ and my landlord was almost as pissed as my roommates were but they were so psyched on this idea that it didn’t matter. Life has kicked us in the head, I know, and our hearts might […]

Remember when you were a kid and you fell off your bike and scraped your knee and it burned like a bitch and little pieces of gravel were all sticking out of it and your dad bought you some ice cream because you didn’t cry? Dads are awesome, always there for you when you need […]

Being kept awake by someone who snores so loud it makes the construction paper walls in your bedroom vibrate is only ok if that someone wakes up at 2 pm, laughs at you for being grumpy and drags you to the bar you were just at 8 hours before to drink off the hangover that’s […]