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As the managing editor of a “major” pornographic magazine, I get dozens of porno DVDs every single week. Most of them are called something like Ghetto Booty #30 or Asian Ass #69 or Mother’s Milk From Hell or some shit. Once in a blue moon, however, I get tranny porn. Today is one of those days.

I opened a package that, for some reason, I receive in duplicate every week from our main competitor. Sandwiched (one of my favorite girl copy words) between Young Latin Ass #5 and Straight to Anal (a porno where the girls literally ONLY do anal. No foreplay, BJs, RJs, RVs, SUVs or HDTVs AT ALL) was Tranny Love, which I will assume is a foray into the neglected world of, what us insiders like to call “Chicks with Dicks.”

So now I have two copies of Tranny Love, occupying the space on my shelf above my desk that was previously reserved for my two copies of More than a Woman (it took me a second to figure that one out the first time I saw it). I’m scared to watch it, but I’m also intrigued. No Homo.