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Apparently this amazing man is opening a venue in our fair city of NYC at 100 Lafayette. Apparently this venue is supposed to be called Santa’s Party House and apparently there are no vehicles in this world that will get me to Alex W.K. fast enough for me to throw myself in his arms and propose to him. Seriously, is he married? Do we know? Look at his fucking smile! He’s perfect.

The joint is opening soon. (April 5th?) Count me in.