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the door to the bathroom you’re in opens and you’re on the pot and you can’t get up to close it and you’re shouting CAN SOMEONE GET THE DOOR and finally one of them pokes her head in not realizing what’s going on, laughs at you, tells everyone at the party that she just saw you on the shitter, and then finally closes the door.

*please note: this type of “on the pot” is not the same as not being able to complete tasks after smoking, as in “I can’t take photos on pot!”