$tay ¢old

Avid readers of $tay ¢old have probably been thinking to themselves, “Now this here site is pretty dang entertaining. I just feel like there’s something missing…something that I can’t quite put my finger on….” Well I’m here to tell you what that something is: A Jew. And not just any Jew–me. I’ll be popping in (I would’ve said “pooping in,” but that’s another poster’s forté) to update you all on life, love, and loss (of money and dignity). All with a Jewish flair, of course. CHALLAH!