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Being kept awake by someone who snores so loud it makes the construction paper walls in your bedroom vibrate is only ok if that someone wakes up at 2 pm, laughs at you for being grumpy and drags you to the bar you were just at 8 hours before to drink off the hangover that’s slowly ruining you. If this someone also comes up with the genius idea of fashioning cups out of bell peppers and filling them with beer, then that someone is fucking amazing, and you should probably marry them.

Long story short, pepper cups are the best thing that has ever happened to my mess of a life. Yes, it tastes like absolute garbage and you will burp bitter pepper flavor for hours, but drinking out of produce is fucking choice, so stop crying and get some pepper pride.

Illustrated guide after the jump.

acquire

fondle

carve (make sure you get all the seeds out)

fill (watch out, it gets foamy)

pepper up (please tattoo this picture on my soul, it is perfect)