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No, not the title of the former Terror Squadian’s forthcoming children’s book. You might’ve heard but over the weekend police arrested the rapper in connection with an alleged shooting of a friend in the meatpacking district.
The flaxen-banged artist got a lot of shine on Fat Joe’s ‘04 anthem “Lean Back.” Last year she Storched […]

SIT DOWN MOTHERFUCKS. Did you think I was snoozing on the job? Steady sawing logs at the mothergrabbing switch? Son, I have fresh new things for you. Tight shit. Shiny. Smells like fresh basil. Cop a roast beef and pull up some astroturf, this shit is hot off the internets.

I just found a way to redeem the fact that I was a sorry slacker and didn’t get field tickets for the Daft Punk show at Keyspan Park in August. I’m putting in my order for one of these

just as soon as I get copyright permission from the band and raise $65,000.

My favorite doodler artist, J. Penry, is curating a show that opens Friday at V & A Gallery. Taking its name from counterculture visionary Richard Brautigan’s surreal novel “In Watermelon Sugar,” the show will also contain work by t-shirt designer dudes WOWCH and Megan Pflug. Expect artwork of pastoral messiahs and idealistic rock star worshipers…and […]

Apparently, some mother gave her kid Ecstasy in the back of a van because her and her friends thought it would be funny. What a waste of drugs! I’m kidding (sorta). Video here.

So this lady’s husband bought hundreds of original Tranformers toys between 1984-1987. He died of AIDS about a decade ago so she wants someone else to have the whole collection…for a million dollars. The eBay auction includes a blanket, a windsock and even a t-shirt that they had planned to give to their child before […]

 
Jigga please. Stop ho’in it up on the Interwebnets. No nudity? What is she doing, sucking a horse? Speaking of horses … nevermind.

Girls Against Boys are back from hiatus, and will perform their seminal Venus Luxure No.1 Baby in its entirety as part of the All Tomorrow’s Parties “Don’t Look Back” series. Dates listed below:
07-20 New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom — tickets
07-22 Los Angeles, CA - El Rey Theatre
“Bulletproof Cupid” is still their best song.

 
Foxy showed up at the “horrid” Urban Music Awards, performed, and ate everything in the place.
source: MissInfo
earlier:  Foxy Done Got Robbed

This is Bailey, a Philly chick takin classes abroad, studyin’ film in photo-flash-focus-record in North Jerz for the weekend. She is still just a puppy but she can tear through her own leash. Yes, she is a pitbull and oh-so-loveable.
Outfitted with her Coach collar, Bailey doesn’t even know how fly she is. She intermittently looks […]

Drop the chicken noodle soup and soda and mount that elliptical. Another one to add to that homemade “Workout Plan” mixtape: “Exercise.”
And Aunt Jackie wit it. Is Aunt Jackie fat? I don’t care, she makes me dance. And where’s the Harlem tag when you need it?

Clammers and officials in New York complain that New Jersey is looking the other way as its baymen wander across the state line and dig in New York’s bottom.

About a dozen 7-Elevens converted into Kwik-E-Mart stores this week, in order to ensure that every film made now has some sort of high concept tie-in. Regardless, I love this idea and I want a Squishee very badly. The Simpsons movie opens July 27 and will probably suck, just like the last 10 or so […]

Jay from Ill Doctrine has some words for Russell Simmons, who officially looks as old now as he did in his cameo in Krush Groove. He calls out Russy for validating misogynistic lyrics as “poetry,” when these rappers are merely perpetuating stereotypes to make cash. Above please find a picture of my favorite Russell Simmons. […]

GEDDIT HAHAHA. What? Sorry.
Reasons to still go to the Meadowlands Fair, on through July 8: