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Not him. The chip-tooth smile is endearing, so goes the story.

Him.

This is Elwood, winner of the World’s Ugliest Dog title. And he’s from Jersey. Not a Northern dog, but he deserves props for his nicknames alone, “Yoda” and “ET,” since I always really wanted to dress my dog up as an Ewok for Halloween with […]

The infamous “splasher” may have showed up at Shephard Fairey’s Brooklyn opening. No news yet on whether he has been strangled or forced to ingest Krylon. (woostercollective)
Ebony Bones, Britain’s newest vocal talent is blowing up Glastonbury this weekend. Peep her Myspace, lady got pipes. Video ass-well. Oh yeah, her hot track is “Don’t Fart […]

TIP and HOV together with some crispy organ samples!! Happy Friday, you’re welcome.
T.I. featuring Jay Z - Watch What You Say
source: Nah Right

This weeks Rock Dove is trailing off the now-distant buzz of the final Sopranos episode. Here is the real life story of contemporary mob boss Vinnie Gigante. Instead of saying his name, you can knowingly point to your chin.
In local comics news and events, this weekend is the MoCCA art fest, which is the New […]

Today is go skateboarding day. Get your ollie-worn sneakers out, lock up your stupid fixed gear bicycle, dust off your stick and find a spot. If you need me I’ll be under the BQE doing rock-to-rocks and tail stalls.

The Cut drops this extremely apropos shirt as part of their Summer collection. Rock this if you find your crew wiling out above and beyond the call of good taste. More of the line at in4mants.
via highsnobiety.

Oh Word hates most rap that you like
Usher is uh…maybe…having a baby?
Undftd released a Big Brother / Little Brother tee with Manute Bol and Spud Webb on it
Kobe is pissed, maybe.
Seriously, DRAFT KEVIN DURANT! My boy Kirk Krack told me that Greg Oden is older than Old Man River. Dude was born in 1988.
America Rules. […]

Fighting in sports isn’t new or shocking, but the disparity between how punishments for fighting are doled out is widening by the year.
For example, in response to Alfonso Soriano’s showboating, Derrek Lee got beaned by Chris Young. Predictably, in retaliation for that, Lee decided to take some swings at Young. This has been going on […]

I don’t even have anything to say about this.
Video tries to do “Sopranos,” ends up with praise from the NYT, but is still almost as retarded as checkered Vans. And Hillary’s campaign song is from that chest-beater now. Who cares (my parents won’t see this on the Internet anyway, but maybe Channel 5 or something), […]

So last week was the first puncitilious posting of this space in quiet a while, meaning submitted Thursday night. The next day some interesting news broke and instantly a light bulb went on over my head: duh, Friday (particularly in the hours nearing the end of the work day) is prime time for unflattering dirt […]

 
No, this isn’t an old post that i timestamped incorrectly. More shocking than the fact that this glorified 4 AM Kinko’s-copied ‘zine is going out of business is the reality that this publication existed up until now.

Bandwagoner Baron Davis freestyles in a sneaker store about shooting guns and busting what he refers to as, “a nut.” The shoot-first PG (is there any other kind these days?) is ready for his close-up.
source: Free Darko

Friday 6/15
8:00 PM - $7
Rusted Shut
Snake Apartment
Clockcleaner
Shopping
The Silent Barn
The first two bands are an exact description of the area around the Halsey stop on the L. Have fun!
8:00 - $8
Mary Timony
High Places
Eric Gaffney (ex-Sebadoh)
Death By Audio

Yes, I wish Huggy Bear was still around.
Saturday 6/16
3:00 - free!
Television
Apples in Stereo
Dragons of Zynth
Central Park Summerstage
This […]

Holy shit!

Paging North Jerz Ho!
Maybe this is old news, but apparently there are active and organized white supremacists in blue-ass Northeastern New Jersey – Bergen County to be precise. And we’re not talking about the more subtle, “Jews control the media” and “Ship those immigrants back to where they came from” variety of racists, like your friend’s crazy uncle […]

When I was growing up in suburban New Jersey, I went to school with a kid named Jason who claimed to be related to Mr. Wizard. None of us believed him until he showed up in the flesh to pick Jason up from school one day. He walked down the long corridor with a […]

Listen Justin, I know the last video was a little bit (unnecessarily) extravagant, but you’re boring the pants off me with this one. The special effects look pretty cool, but they would probably look better if I was stoned. Love stoned. Get it? Anyway, here it is, the new Justin Timberlake video for “Lovestoned.” My […]

Frankie Abernathy, “famous” for being a cast member on The Real World: San Diego, has passed on to the great Crass show in the sky. She had cystic fibrosis and was a heavy smoker, which, although there is reportedly no cause of death as of yet, is probably the reason she died.
You might remember certain […]