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Enough, already. We know its coming. We know what it does. We know what it doesn’t do. We don’t, however, know what it might do. I can say I officially do not give a shit anymore. Those of you that choose to live on the bleeding edge startle me with your willingness to relinquish two weeks worth of my pay for a fashion accessory. I’ve given you the options, I’ve told you where you can stick your Edge network, but invariably I will be seeing you all over my fair city hoisting this thing to your faces. If you need me, I’ll be out back with my fishing pen.