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Frankie Abernathy, “famous” for being a cast member on The Real World: San Diego, has passed on to the great Crass show in the sky. She had cystic fibrosis and was a heavy smoker, which, although there is reportedly no cause of death as of yet, is probably the reason she died.

You might remember certain “gems” like the time(s) she boned many other dudes and then cried to her boyfriend that he was her soulmate or the time she said she was “too punk” for the show. Manic Panic, baby, Manic Panic.

She will be missed by a plethora of fat, 15 year-old Good Charlotte fans that hate their dads.

I’m probably going to hell for this article, but I’m too punk for hell anyway.