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So my sweet princess Paris is in jail for a whopping 3 weeks+ starting today. Send her a postcard, she is lonely.

You can just read the original post on Gawker and leave “funny” comments proving that you know something about Russian literature. Even better, you can read the original-original post by the Post, which is a send-up of the celebrity monster that they in fact helped to create. It’s like Hollywood Babylon lite.