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So I just heard the whole new Dizzee Rascal album “Maths and English” and I have to say I can hear them sirens coming (= this CD is gonna be played to smithereens in a certain ho’s vehicle). So nevermind the fact you might’ve heard “Sirens” and “Pussyole” already, there’s more. Yes, more.

He brings out Pimp C and Bun B like it’s a transatlantic Summer Jam of some sort on “Where’s Da G’s,” and suddenly it’s like Tim Westwood and Funk Flex are groovin somewhere in the joint with Diplo spinnin in the parking lot and the Meadowlands Fair churnin out some grime-y carnival sounds without channeling “Boy in Da Corner.” If that album had its favorites “Fix Up, Look Sharp” and “I Luv You(s),” this one has stuff on that level plus it’s on some other shit and souped up to the max. More than if you’ve been left on a ride too long in the summer sun after drinking too much bug juice lemonade. Yeah, I did it. What.

Last time I saw him he opened for The Streets in ‘04 and people weren’t givin him the love he deserves. They seemed to be saying “what?” Gotta get hip to the squawk, jeez. This one’s sure to enhance the banger factor, regardless of any lack of comprehension from the Yankee set.

He makes Lily Allen sound really cool in “Wanna Be,” which casts her in a Bollywoodbritchild sing-song chorus of some sort. Dizzykinz employs what seems like a note or two from the essence of (the sample from) Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff’s “Summertime” on “Da Feelin’.” He also fits a rejiggled version of that Arctic Monkeys collabo “Temptation Greats You Like Your Naughty Friend” in with “Temptation.”

This is some serious ish. Not a bad track, fix up and get yours. Whenever it actually comes out.

P.S. I still think dude looks eerily like Big L.