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As part of their ongoing effort to make everything awesome, Google Maps now lets you wile out and drag and drop your driving directions so that you can take whatever route you want. On top of that, there are live-traffic updates, indicating which routes are sketchy to take. What the fuck is Mapquest?

This is like a week old but fuck it. Here is London “indie dance” (hooooooork) outfit best known for a BLANGING cover of Olivia Newton John’s “Physical” being interviewed by your favorite people at disconap for sup magazine.

Jesus? Why am i such a douche?
The Grey Lady reports that 24 year old Andrew Cooper has been arraigned following his arrest last Thursday at the Jonathan Levine Gallery in Chelsea. Mr. Cooper (who looks like a herb, incidentally.) was charged with third-degree arson, reckless endangerment, placing a false bomb, criminal possession of a weapon, […]

You know what would be nicer than seeing Gogol in July amongst slavo-gypsypunk-philes in New York? Seeing Gogol amongst gypsypunkphile slavs. Yes I would sit through an hour of techno for that. There has to be vodka around that place. Maybe marinated herring.

It came to my attention a few months ago that my roommates and I might have a problem with orange consumables. Cheetos, Sparks, mac ‘n cheese, Sunkist: Sign me up, I want my fingers to be orange and my mouth to taste like rotten syrupy citrus, always. One of my favorite orange snacks to […]

Via Bumpino the Magnificent at Wtfuchattin:
In order to retain smoking amidst the ban, Brit pub becomes embassy for uninhabited island.

So the bad news is the first two of the seven Morrissey concerts for which I have tickets have been cancelled/postponed. But the good news is I got a promo copy of the new Fucked Up E.P. in the mail today courtesy of What’s Your Rupture and Solid PR! It’s no secret that Fucked […]

 
Reports say that a strawberry and coconut flavored coke-wave is hitting Yayo Yolo County, California. The catch is that it costs up to 40% more than regular cocaine, which is usually flavored with a hint of baby laxative and a gasoline finish. So I hear.

Enough, already. We know its coming. We know what it does. We know what it doesn’t do. We don’t, however, know what it might do. I can say I officially do not give a shit anymore. Those of you that choose to live on the bleeding edge startle me with your willingness to relinquish two […]

One of my favorite West Coast bands, Kickball, is playing in New York this week with French band Clara Clara. You can catch them tonight at the Cake Shop or on the 29th at the Woodser in Williamsburg. Like you’d expect from an Olympia, WA band, Kickball have a bit of a hippie vibe […]

Michelle is a Greek goddess of amazing weird hippie-dom who loves to frolic in the woods, wear more chains than Mr-T, and takes everyone by surprise when she switches her style up the second summer hits by trading in her jeans + boots + men’s jackets for blinged out gold heels + short shorts + […]

at the end you’re supposed to scream TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Williamsburg hipster haven Union Pool has more problems than the usual 12-hour bathroom wait.
One of the bouncers has been accused of “gaybashing,” after he allegedly put a young gentleman nicknamed “Charlie the Gaysian” in a headlock after he complained about the early closing (3:15) of the back room at UP. Apparently there was the […]

Ícaro Airlines out of Quito is now hosting mid-air underwear fashion parades for a two-week special. Ecuador, I sweat you.
Sick cartography porn by christina.

ooh she fiiiiine but she crazy.
Troubled rapstress Foxy Brown was accosted early Monday morning by some of her ex’s streetwalkers and got her purse, weave, and hearing aid lifted. Foxy and her former boo were at a party at Pink Houses that night, reports the Daily News, via the illustrious and delicious Missinfo.
After learning […]

Amy Winehouse samples “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” in her new song, with the video directed by David LaChappelle. She has drugs under that beehive. Try to make me go to rehab, I say Yah Mo Be There. Video above.
In “sports” news, pro wrestler Chris Benoit supposedly killed his family, then himself.
A crazed cop strangled […]

God came down and told the state of California to release young Ms. Hilton from her shackles, lest he unleash a wrath upon the west coast unseen since the Sonics won the NBA title in 1979. And it was good.

In totally-important-news, Instructables teaches the interworld how to make a placemat out of bacon. It’s because, obviously, Americans aren’t ingesting enough grease. They call it an “all-body lube job.” Sexy.
source: Slashfood

Superchunk played a free show yesterday at Williamsburg’s McCarren Park Pool, the first in this summer’s series of pool parties at the popular waterless swimming hole. We obviously don’t need to tell you how great this band is. You know how people say when Morrissey sings, it feels like his lyrics were written just for […]

Does this mean guido hairstyles will look normal in a charred environment? That’s a stretch and I know it.

Anyway, a blaze, probably not from ciggy butts (but it’s not entirely impossible) hit the casino commission’s HQ in Atlantic City.
Says the En Why Tee:
A fire damaged part of the state Casino Control Commission headquarters […]