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Zach Braff on Jersey.

^^still questionable.^^

Paramus, holla! I almost forgive him for the sappy end to “Garden State” now. Maybe. Let’s just forget that and go with “Scrubs.” They should’ve had Kenan do something funny with the arena, like explode himself or maybe not since that’s gonna be Giants Stadium and it’s an implosion. If he did his bathtub Frenchman “Everyday French with Pierre Escargot” it would’ve made the whole thing a lot better. I don’t care if he had a cardboard Continental cutout on him. Why does YouTool have no “Everyday French With Pierre Escargot??” So much better than “Garden State!”