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Here’s a rundown of why fucking around with foreign dudes is the greatest.

• They think you’re exotic for being a white chick who grew up in Jersey.
• They don’t talk much.
• When they do talk, they say things like, “You are the hotness.”
• They’re easy. And forward.
• They’re only in town for a little while, so you don’t ever have to talk about the state of your “relationship.”
• They can dance, which means they are more fun to fuck than that schlub in the cubicle across from you.

(Get yours)