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Most of you have already read up on the fact Jerry Falwell, one of the leading douchebags in the conservative Christian movement, bit the dust earlier today. The 73-year-old was found unconscious in his office at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Va. Falwell’s illustrious career included striving to overturn Roe V. Wade and the Supreme Court’s ban on school prayer; founding the “Moral Majority;” telling an evangelical conference in 1999 that the Antichrist is a male Jew already alive; and oh—that’s right—blaming 9/11 on feminist groups, liberals, gays, and lesbians. What a guy.