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In a long list of awesome sports names, God Shammgod beats out Peerless Price, Tatum Bell, and Alge Crumpler by a mile. The difference between the aforementioned football players and basketball player God is that they still actually play in major American sports leagues, while Shammgod is relegated to international play. God has a great name, but he is a journeyman of infinite proportions. After being bounced from the NBA, he has made rounds in pro leagues as far as Poland, Saudi Arabia, and now China. What’s more is dude won’t eat their food, claiming it’s against his Muslim faith to EAT DOG. ouch, dude. He says, concerning his stay there:

“Beijing and Shanghai are nice,” said Mr. Shammgod. “Living there would be easy. They have [T.G.I.] Friday’s, Outback Steakhouse and all kinds of American restaurants.”

God is still bros with KG and Chauncey Billups, who I saw get destroyed at the United Center yesterday afternoon. Did I seriously root for the Bulls? Also, I want that shirt pictured above.

source: True Hoop via ESPN.com