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Email, mobile IM, GPS maps and positioning, QWERTY keyboard. Plus Helio’s plans are priced competitively with Verizon and T-Moble in the NY metro area (Unlimited texting, data, and nights and weekends calling so you can holler at ALL THEM BITCHES). Oh, you with Helio, you get mobile Myspace too, as if you aren’t loaded with enough bitch-getting-at options as it is. And the two way sliding (horizontal for the keyboard, vertical for the number-pad) will have them panties (or hot purple with white piping manties if you prefer) d-r-o-p-p-i-n’. More info over at the Gizmodo.