$tay ¢old

Its a waffle iron in the shape of a typewriter keyboard. It serves no earthly purpose. In fact, these bitch-ass waffles will not even fit on your plate correctly. This is the fucking iPhone of waffle makers; it looks cool as hell, and nobody else will have one, but it will confound you, and you will have paid alot of money for something that does the same shit as the cheaper version.

Fuck this waffle maker and fuck the iPhone too.

Oh, I noticed that it keeps the jam in the back too. How adorable. If I saw this in your apartment I would make fun of you, and your mother.